I think i've discovered a hidden talent, and it's got nothing to do with sports. So make a guess! Could it be sword-juggling? Bomb-decoding? Or mouth-watering?!? Nope, it's HOUSEFLY-CATCHING!!!
1 Housefly at RM0.50
You'll probably think this gross but the if i learned anything from working at the bakery is housefly-catching. This ''fine art'' is a requirement en route to upholding the high standards of hygiene here at the bakery shop. Haha, so worry not dear customers!
Remember that fairy tale Mom and Dad used to read out before bed time? The one about The Valiant Little Tailor by the Grimm brothers. The young peasant tailor killed 7 flies in a single blow and soon became the talk of town* (the town wasn't very big anyways). Keeping it short, he killed the giant, got the princess and blah blah blah you know the rest.
Well, i caught 8 houseflies using only plastic bags! Muahaha, now who's fairytale material huh? Perhaps one day i shall opt for a slot in the GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS!
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Do houseflies bug you and distract you from carrying out your daily activities? Contact your nearest professional housefly catcher at puntosfudge@hotmail.com! Charges are as follows:
1 Housefly at RM0.50
5 Houseflies at RM2.30
10 Houseflies at RM 4.50
50 Houseflies at YEW! What do you take me for?!?
Festive Season Promotional Package:
Catch 15 get 3 free!
*terms and conditions applies: it's just for laughs and no, we don't accept credit cards. thank you.
Enjoy some housefly comics by Mark Parisi:
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